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You get up so goddamn early, it feels like the earth is fat and lazy. Finding time to love is hard, when you have so much on your plate. Why not stay a little later so we can have a business lunch? You'll regale the group with classic stories from your wacky college days. And next to your written tip on the receipt, you'll draw a happy face. Well we held a little shindig for you, because your parents are so proud of you. And taped up your name so it's bigger than you, we had a party for you without you